THE BUSH CONSPIRACY THEORY GENERATOR. This is a fun site which allows you to randomly create new George W. Bush conspiracies. You can help influence the result by picking an event, co-conspirator, victim, and goal. I decided to use Michael Jackson's legal troubles as an event, SUV drivers as co-conspirators, Al Franken as the victim, and oppression as the goal. I am sure that if I put up a few web pages spinning the newly created conspiracy and did a little marketing for them that within a year the conspiracy would be quoted as a fact in a Michael Moore "documentary."
From the site:
Want to come up with your own conspiracy theory about Bush? Don't let Al Franken, Michael Moore, and MoveOn.org have all the fun! Use this handy George W. Bush Conspiracy Theory Generator to come up with your own conspiracy theory!*
* This tool may not be used to create Democratic presidential candidate speeches or generate content for MoveOn.org without the express permission of Buttafly.com.